mutantapologist:

I’m supposed to be sleeping but I’m like

starlight-sanders:

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

norroendyrd:

Corypheus, disgusted: I searched in vain for the rest of us for so long, and you were the only one I found! How could you have come to this?

The Architect, languishing on a couch with a blissful smile, surrounded by pictures of the Warden in heart-shaped frames: Sorry, what?

roadhonk:

shout out to that monotone “hey” you use when you’re about to link something absolutely grotesque to the group chat during a call

uhhcanigetabyeler:

strangereddie:

guiltygirl:

social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

This has been a PSA

whenever i tell ppl i am v awkward they’re all “no you’re not!!” but little do they know i’m fucking screaming on the inside at the top of my lungs while i tell u a story that i’ve realized halfway through isn’t as funny as i wanted it to be